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CHAPTER 3 : Noraebang!


"Come on, boys! You need to move faster!"
"Taemin, concentrate! Get your head on the game!"
"Minho, quickened you pace!"
"Jonghyun, don't let your guard off!"
"Key, keep your eyes on the puck!"
PRRIIIITTTTT!
"Okay, practiced over! Off to the shower, boys." Coach KangTa yelled. The boys went inside the shower a.k.a men lockers room, exhausted.
Taemin opened his helmet and sat on the bench.
"Ahh! I'm exhausted!"
"Me too!" Jonghyun said, threw a hockey sticks to the ground and sat next to Taemin.
They both bodies are full with sweat. While the other guys went to shower. They are doing their own stuff to wait for their turn to shower.
Minho was drinking a water while Key was entangling his skate shoes laces.
"Guys, wanna go to noraebang(karaoke) after this? We rarely spend time with each other nowadays" Jonghyun said excitedly. His eyes was sparkling with excitement.
"Should we?" Key said. He was grinning from ear to ear.
"I'm so going!" Minho raised his hand.
"Taemin?" They all circled around Taemin, waiting for his answer. Taemin who is in his on world realised that his hyung stopped talking and was staring at him like a maniac.
"Taemin! Are you going or not?" Key said.
"Uh? What? Uh... Yes. I'm going too. Hehe." Taemin agreed without knowing where he's going. HAHA!
"So, it's settled then?" They all nodded and cheered except for Taemin. He's in his own lala-land.
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"The school prince's girlfriend?" A girl voice startled the three of them.
"Oh, annyeonghaseyo, BoA seosengnim." They all greeted at the same time. BoA nodded her head.
"You boys better be quick. Coach KangTa was having a pretty bad mood." She said. They all nodded.
When BoA left the room, he heard BoA's voice shouting,
"Jinri-ah! Quick with the equipment!" He looked back and saw nothing.
The girl must be one of BoA seosengnim's ice skating class's student, thought Taemin.
"Hello? Earth to Taemin! Anybody home? It's your turn to sing! " Jonghyun said, waving a mic infront of Taemin's face.
"Eh, hyung?"
"What are you thinking, Taemin? Are you thinking about your girlfriend?" Jonghyun smirked.
Key and Minho are singing the song, "Noona, Neomu Yeppeo'' on the background.
But then, Key's voice cracked up. And Minho burst laughing on the ground.
"What?! No! Hyung, I don't have a girlfriend! You've misunderstood." Taemin said.
He searched for the purse but unfortunately he can't find it.
He searched for his left pocket. No luck. On his right pocket? No luck either.
"Hyung, where's the purse?" Taemin panicked.
"You meant, your girlfriend's purse?" Jonghyun smirked.
"Come on, hyung. I'm not joking. Where's the purse?"
"You left it on the table back at the lockers room, remember?" .
"Sorry, hyung. You guys do whatever you do without me. I'm gotta do something!" Taemin said as he went out from the karoake room.
"Uhhh. What just happened?" Key asked. Jonghyun looked at him.
"Err,,, You know what, Key? I think our maknae is crazy....crazy in love! HAHAHAHA! Now, let's sing. All together! !"
Jonghyun shouldered between Minho and Key , singing happily.
"Fall in love nae sohneul kkok japajweo
I wanna be nae gyeotaeman isseojweo
Oh, happy day nae modeungeol julkgoya
I can't stop neomaneul na saranghae~"
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Taemin pushed the stadium door gently and saw a beautiful girl gracefully ice skating on the ice rink.
He dazed with his jaw dropped.
The girl has a very fair white skin, dark brown hair which had been pulled to a ponytail,and a very nice eye smile. The girl reminded him of something.
Everything was fine until the girl jumped and twirled. But she fell down.
"Ouch!" She rubbed her butt.
"You can do it, Sulli-ah. Just try a little harder! Fighting!"
The girl made a fist and raised it up in the air and went back to skating.
Then, Taemin remembered something.

P/S: Just for fun OK...
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CHAPTER 2 : A Pickpocket?!


"Move over, nerds!" Suzy said as she walked into the classroom arrogantly, making Sulli and her friend to make a way.
Sulli almost cursed Suzy until Krystal closed her mouth with both of her hands.
You don't wanna be enemy with Suzy.
Bae Sue-ji aka Suzy, the beauty and drama queen of the school. She is the club president of I Love Taemin(Taemin's fanclub).
And of course, she never do anything.Her other beauty friends, Min and Fei. These girls are known for bullying the newbies and of course, the nerds.
Once, a newbie cursed Suzy because Suzy spilled a milk purposely on her. Suzy bullied her since then but the next 3 days the girl committed suicide by hanging herself in the toilet. Some people said she killed herself and couldn't hold Suzy's torture and other people said that, Suzy is the one who hang her. But since the incident, no one spoke about it.
Suzy sat on the table while her friends followed her.
"Suzy-yah! Did you heard Taemin gonna join the ice hockey tournament next week?!" Her Chinese and short friend, Fei, screamed like a bunch of fangirls.
"I know! MY Taemin is surely gonna win." Suzy said, emphasizing the word 'MY' .
"Speaking of him, where is him anyway?" Min said, searching for Taemin.
"He has to practice-slash-skip-school today, I guess."
They all laughed hysterically until their homeroom and Physics teacher, Mr. Donghae. The students called him Mr.Fishy because he looks and act like a fish. So bubbly, cute and innocent! He's also one of the handsomest teacher in the school.
"Okay, class. Please be quiet. We'll start our class now." Mr. Donghae said. Making the girl students whispered to each other and giggled like a maniac.
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Sulli was yawning. Her eyes was heavy. She spent hours on the ice rink, she returned home late.Because of that, her father scolded her for doing that. Then, Donghae caught her and called her up to solve the problem. Sulli seemed startled.
"What a loser." Suzy whispered to Min that can be heard clearly by Sulli. Sulli ignored them.
Luckily, she seem to know the answer. After ice skating, studying is her second priority. Her father once said,
"Sulli-yah, if you want to keep ice skating, you must do well on your studies. Otherwise, say good bye to your figure skating."
Donghae was amazed and told her to sit at her seat back and they continue learning.
---RECESS---
"Sulli-yah, let's go to the café! I'm hungry!" Krystal said as they went toward their locker.
"Okay, Krys! Today is my treat since I couldn't join you guys yesterday!" Sulli said cheerfully as she put a book inside the locker.
"Jeongmalyeo(Really)?! Wiheeeee~"Krystal and Luna cheered.
What a dork!HAHA! Sulli thought, seeing her friends acting so childish.
They went to the café to buy some food. On their way there, Sulli bumped into someone.
He was wearing a glasses, a scarf that covered his nose and mouth, a blue cap, a skinny jean and a blue school sweater. She said sorry.
Sulli didn't notice that her purse fell as she bumped the guy..
The guy picked it up but Sulli already gone in the crowd .
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"Guys, have you seen my purse? I swear it was in my pocket a few moments ago." Sulli panicked.
"No. Are you sure?" Luna said. Sulli nodded. Still searching for her purse.
Her friend helped her to search for her purse.
"You know, maybe that weird guy you bumped just now stole it!" Krystal gasped.
"No kidding?!"
"I mean, look at him. He's wearing a scarf, sunglasses, and a cap! Doesn't all pickpockets wear that?!" What Krystal said was true. Sulli stared in disbelief at the guy who slowly disappear into the crowd..
"Sorry guys. I couldn't treat you. And my Student ID was in there too." Sulli said in a despair tone. She lowered her head.
"That's okay, Sull! Instead, I will treat you guys today! Hehehe.And we will find you purse back!"Krystal said as she patted Sulli's back. They all cheered and eat happily at the café.
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"Choi Jinri?" Taemin said as he looked through her purse. Maybe it's not that polite to look at other people stuff but make this an exception! HAHA!
"Yo, Taemin! What chu doin'?" A tall guy with rough voice came and sat next to Taemin. Putting his arm on Taemin's shoulder.
"Nothing. Why are you here, Minho hyung?" Taemin asked as he put the purse into his pocket.
"Just to inform you, practice start at 3PM. Don't be late, or the coach will kill you." Minho grinned and walked out of the lockers room.
"Whatever you say, hyung." Taemin said as he looked at his watch. 2:30PM.
Maybe I should get a shower first. Taemin thought. He put the purse on the table and went for a shower.
5 minutes later. . .
Taemin went out of the shower with his new clothes on and a towel on his wet hair.
"Taemin-ah. I didn't know you liked pink!" Somebody said, sitting on the table. He was holding Sulli's purse and was laughing.
"It's not mine, Jonghyun hyung." Taemin snatched the purse from Jonghyun.
"Then, who?" Another guy said who was leaning on a locker with his arm crossed, looking toward the purse. According to his name tag, his name is Kim Kibum but people call him Key.
"Is it your girlfriend's?? Yahh! Our Taemminie is grown up!" Jonghyun said childishly and ruffled Taemin's wet hair.
"N-no, hyung. You mis-misunderstood." Taemin stuttered. Jonghyun snatched the purse back when Taemin was off-guard. He opened the purse and saw the student ID.
"Choi Jinri? Who's that? Man, she's lucky! The school prince's girlfriend!" Jonghyun said. No. Yelled actually. Jonghyun was running around while Taemin chased him and kept repeating,
"GIVE IT BACK, HYUNG!"
"She's pretty cute too! Where did you find her, Taemin?"
"The school prince's girlfriend? Who?" A girl's voice startled the three of them. She was standing behind a locker.
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CHAPTER 1 : There wouldn't be a next time.


"Okay, girls! Let's end this class here. Miss Choi Sulli, I would like to see you for a moment." Miss Kwon BoA, the school's figure ice skate teacher-slash-coach, yelled across the whole ice rink causing the ice skaters to close their ears.
Everyone went out of the rink, packing their stuff and started to left the arena.
"Ne, Miss BoA." Sulli said as she entangled her ice skating shoes and put her purple and black sneakers on. She went straight to Miss BoA's office.
"Sit, Sulli-shi." She said. Sulli obeyed, sitting at the nearest chair, facing Miss BoA who is looking outside the window.
"What do you want to talk about, Miss BoA?" Sulli asked. She lowered her head. She knew this would came.
Every week, same routine. Miss BoA would always call her name in the end of the class.
"Look Sulli. I treated you like my daughter. But...." BoA couldn't finished her sentences but Sulli got the point. Her reflexes wasn't good like before after 'it' happened.
"I'm-I'm sorry, Miss.BoA. I'll promised I would tried harder next time." Sulli said in a low tone.
"There wouldn't be a next time, Sulli." BoA said in very serious tone. Sulli stared at her in disbelief.
"No, miss. You can't possibly be serious! Please! I love to skate! I'll show you! I'll become the best!" Sulli cried.
She doesn't want to quit ice skating. It's her life. It's her passion. Half of her life was spent on ice skating. She couldn't possibly quit ice skating. She wanted to show her mother and sister that she could be like one on them.
BoA sighed.
"Okay. I'll give you another chance, Sulli." BoA left her office, leaving Sulli alone, crying.
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"So, how was it, Sulli-yah?" Krystal, Sulli's bestfriend, asked as Sulli came out from BoA's office. Sulli lowered her head. She shouldered her bag. Three of them was about to leave the arena.
"Yeah, Sulli. Told us what happened back there!" Luna, also Sulli's bestfriend said, shooking Sulli's arm.
"It was fine. Everything went fine." Sulli faked a smile.
"Really?!" They both said. Sulli nodded while grinned.
"Ohh, I will treat you an ice cream then! Heehee~" Luna said cheerfully, believed what Sulli had said.
"Yah! What about me? I want ice cream too!" Krystal pouted.
"Aigoo. Fine. I'll treat you too." Luna said while pinched Krystal's cheek. But they noticed Sulli aren't following them. They turned their head to back. Sulli had stopped walking.
"Ermm.. Sorry guys. I forget I have something to do. You guys go ahead. Don't wait for me." Sulli said with an apologetic grin.
"Awww.. But I really wanted to eat ice cream with you." Krystal pouted again.
"Mianhae, Krys. It's really important." Sulli ran.
"Are you sure she's okay?" Krystal whispered to Luna as she saw Sulli disapearing into the darkness.
"She hadn't been herself after you-know-what." Krystal added. Luna slightly shooked her head as she thought about her best friend's fate.
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I can do this. Sulli thought.
She tried to fasten the speed and she jumped and twirled. But about half of the twirl, she fell down. She got up and tried again but still no luck.
How can I be this bad? Sulli thought.
Her mother's (Choi Si Young) warm voice said in her mind,
Fighting, Sulli-ah! You can do it! Fighting!
Now, her sister's(Choi Soo Young) voice said,
Dongsaeng-ah, if you this slow, you never as good as me! HAHAHA!
Sulli wrapped her arms around her knees and cried. She missed them terribly.
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SM Entertainment officials say they would welcome Hankyung back


Amidst controversies surrounding Hankyung’s Chinese CF, his agency, SM Entertainment, has revealed that they would still take back Hankyung, if he should decide to return to Korea.

A representative of the agency spoke with New Daily on November 19th and stated, “Hankyung filed an injunction against SM Entertainment on December 21st, 2009. All of the investigations have been completed and we’re waiting on is the final judgment. We’re curious on the reason as to why the court has yet to pass a judgment. The relationship between Hankyung and SM Entertainment is only becoming uncomfortable because of such delays.”

Regarding their feelings on Hankyung’s actual contract, the representative went on to state:

“At the time of the contract signing, Hankyung was present with his mother and clearly heard the explanation that the contract would be for 13 years. He is the one that signed it. For him to come out now and claim that he received unjust treatment from Korea and that the entire contract is invalid is ridiculous.

China has advanced a lot recently, but at the time, how could he have earned the skills in China in order to become an international star? Hankyung himself knew that SME’s star system was superior, which is why he came to Korea.

There were a few months in the beginning of Super Junior’s career where he was met with uncomfortable situations due to his visa problems, but the fact that he is claiming the contract as invalid is just an excuse.

There has been a lot of controversy surrounding ’slave contracts’ in the entertainment industry lately, and the way we see it, Hankyung just wanted to join the bandwagon and is now being used by associates around him. If he knows that he did not become a top star in China on his own with absolutely no background, I hope that he will think once more on whether it is right for him to go against the company that has raised him thus far.

At the time of his lawsuit, the Super Junior members and company employees found out about it through the newspaper. We are also praying that his recent CF controversy isn’t true as well.

Despite all of this, SM Entertainment believes that it is better for both Hankyung and the company to come back together as opposed to terminating the contract. Whenever Hankyung wants to return, we will take him back.”




p/s:Kalo dia msuk blik Super Junior pown mcm lar manusia2 yg dlm SMENT 2 sokong dia setelah apa yg SMENT buat kt dia...
lgipown dia dh sucess bru nk pnggil blik...
aku pown x phm dgm SMENT nie...

ish3...

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WTF!!! Bulu mata tiruan dri kaki lalat...


Kaki lalat ini dikutip dari bangkai lalat yang beliau temui di tingkap dan lalat yang beliau bela sendiri dari peringkat maggot. Menurut Jessica Flylashes ialah hasil seni yang membincangkan isu manipulasi genetik ,experimentasi sains dan xenotransplantation. Whatever shit that is!

Apapun sila tengok lah hasil kerja beliau yang unik dan gross ini! Tak main la fake lashes Rozita Che Wan. Flylashes is the next big thing!

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Akibat x blajar biologi


Serius tongong. Korang baca la sendiri cerita bengap dan biologically impossible ini. Baca juga komen tak masuk akal yang ditinggalkan meleis tak belajar bio dekat sekolah atau pandai menggunakan WIKIPEDIA untuk quick reserach. Aku faceplam lepas tu aku rasa macam nak bunuh diri. Sebabnya aku lost hope kepada humankind lepas baca nota BANGANG ni. AKu harap dimasa hadapan Kementerian Pelajaran akan memastikan student SPM lulus basic SCIENCE sebelum dibenarkan lulus SPM.


P/S: Aku copy ajer yerr en3 nie sbb aku x tau nk tlis aper hri nie...
hehehe...
Jgn mrh...
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10 FADIHLAT COCA COLA


10 FADIHLAT COCA COLA...MESTI BACE

copy from - Anonymous Coward

10 Fadhilat Coca Cola > > > > > >

"Setiap hari selasa ngan rabu aku mesti minum air coke nie lepas training rugbi. Memang sedap air nie. Sedap giler! korunk pun mesti ade yg suke air nie. Sama ada korunk tau atau x, sebenarnya air coke nie ade 10 'kebaikan' yg x disangka-sangka. Aku dpt bende nie dari emel yg member aku bagi. Ape lagi!! > > > > > >

" Fakta seperti yang tersenarai dibawah adalah kajian santifik yang dibuat oleh ahli sains kesihatan/sosial di USA dan Britain serta laporan dari seluruh dunia mengenai minuman ringan Coke : Coca Cola. > > > > > >

Di dalam kebanyakan negeri di US , kereta peronda lebuhraya akan dimuatkan 2 gallon Coke untuk menghilangkan kesan darah di jalanraya apabila berlaku kemalangan. Cam pasukan SMART dan bomba kita tu, Harzadous Team. Cuba tanya Plus Ronda atau Polis Lebuhraya, adakah mereka guna? > > > > > > Anda di rumah diharap dapat mencuba kajian ini : > > > > > >

1. Masukkan tulang dalam satu mangkuk yang diisi Coke, ia akan hancur atau hilang sama sekali dalam masa 2 hari. Elok untuk yang berniaga sup tulang! > > > > > >

2. Untuk mencuci tandas : Masukkan setin air Coke dalam tandas dan biarkan selama 1 jam dan kemudian 'flush'. Kesan kotoran/hampas akan hilang dari tindakan 'citric asid' yang berada dalam Coke. Satu bahan gantian untuk mencuci kalau sabun dah habis! Rasa-rasa buat sabun badan boleh tak? > > > > > >

3. Untuk menghilangkan kesan karat dari bumper kereta jenis chrome : Lap bumper dengan aluminium foil yang dicelup dengan Coke. Kesannya karat hilang! > > > > > >

4. Untuk menghilangkan kesan 'corrosion' atau hakisan pada skru/nat bateri kereta : Tuang saja setin Coke pasti kesan hakisan hilang serta merta. > > > > > >

5. Untuk melonggarkan skru yang berkarat dan ketat : Sekali lagi tuang setin Coke, skru tersebut pasti longgar dan boleh dibuka. > > > > > >

6. Untuk menghilangkan kesan minyak/lekit dari pakaian : Tambahkan setin Coke dalam mesin basuh bersama sabun pencuci dan basuh macam biasa. Kesan minyak tu pasti hilang. Kemudian bolehlah minum air basuhan tadi berperisa coke. > > > > > >

7. Cermin kereta anda berdebu/kotor/ melekit ? Celup tuala dengan Coke dan lap.Pasti bersih. Tak payah guna tin sembur cuci cermin cam jual di Yawata tu kerana ianya amat mahal! > > > > > >

8. Bahan aktif Coke adalah phosphoric asid. Ia mempunyai pH 2.8. Ia boleh meleburkan sebatang paku dalam masa 4 hari. Kilang Perwaja/besi mesti suka ni! > > > > > >

Asid tersebut juga menghakis kekuatan tulang belakang dan tulang lain dalam badan yang merupakan punca utama kearah penyakit osteoporosis. > > > > > >

Sila lihat lori yang membawa air sirap Coke dalam lori tangki,[ bukan lori yang bawa Coke siap dalam botol/tin] pasti dilengkapi dengan tanda amaran "Bahan Kimia Bahaya" atau"Bahan Penghakis : bahaya". Lori tangki itu juga diselaputi bahan penghakis hakisan untuk mengelak lori tu dihakis. . Tolong jangan letak/parking kereta berhampiran lori tangki yang ada tanda amaran tu, silap-silap tengah bawak kereta, putus 2 sebab hakisan/karat. > > > > > >

9. Para pengedar minuman Coke telah menggunakannya untuk mencuci bahagian enjin lori/trak mereka sejak 20 tahun. Wahh...mesti buat overhaul ni! > > > > > >

10. Kandungan gulanya 18 sudu cawan teh satu tin Coke. Cuba try bancuh kopi/teh dengan 18 sudu gula tu kat rumah dan minum mesti termuntah



Kenapa Orang Yahudi Tak Minum Coke dan Pepsi

>>> >>> Disampaikan oleh seorang sahabat.....

>>> Assalamualaikum kengkawan...

>>> >>> last weekend, ada ustazah usrah kami beritahu... masa dia belajar kat

>>> mesir dulu, dia punya lecturer ada cerita... dulu ada sorang mamat

>>> yahudi ni datang egypt to study the muslims' lifestyle kat sana

>>> setelah serangan secara fizikal ke atas umat Islam tak berjaya. dia

>>> nak carik jalan untuk serang cara lain. tapi Alhamdulillah, dia telah

>>> diberi hidayah semasa dia dok study umat Islam kat mesir tu. dia

>>> beritahu lecturer ustazah ni, one of the things the jews do untuk

>>> hapuskan keturunan umat Islam is to produce coca cola & pepsi yang di

>>> dalamnya ada chemical to retard the reproduction organs for both men &

>>> women. menurut mamat tu, kat israel tak ada jual coke & pepsi sbb

>>> diorg tahu apa kandungan kat dalamnya and since jew is agama

>>> keturunan, diorg tak nak le mandul! kalau korang pernah terima

>>> forwarded email pasal bertapa acidicnya coke tu sampai boleh dissolve

>>> tulang & gigi (calcium containing compounds) and boleh buat cuci

>>> toilet! and for ladies, kalau minum coke boleh cause menstruation if

>> you're a wee bit late. so kalau minum banyak & atthat time baru lekat

>>> zuriat, ada chances keguguran le, kan ? Therefore, untuk kemakmuran

>>> umat Islam & untuk kesihatan & untuk tak support jewish companies,

>>> pls stop drinking & buying coke & pepsi.

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Justin Bieber pemimpin muda Illuminati..


Kepada sesiapa yang amat meminati penyanyi Justin Bieber (JB) yang popular dengan lagu Baby hingga selalu terpekik melolong macam dirasuk hantu apabila mendendangkan bait-bait lagu Jb dinasihatkan agar segera bertaubat. Ini kerana, apabila anda menyebut se...tiap perkataan dalam lagu JB yang bertajuk Baby, anda secara tidak sengaja telah "menyebut perkataan yang menyembah dajjal/juru selamat Yahudi". Ini boleh dikesan dengan cara men"terbalik"kan lagu tersebut (ke belakang). Untuk rekod, Justin adalah pemimpin muda Illuminati-New World Order iaitu sebuah organisasi antarabangsa Yahudi yang memperjuangkan konsep One World-One Religion-One Israel

nie video yg aku dpt kt fb aku...
Tekan Sini
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Karangan terbaik UPSR 2007 Karangan budak darjah 4


Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

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ya, saya jatuh cinta kat awak bukan krn Allah @ kecantikan awak, harta awak.. saya jatuh cinta disebabkan Syaitan


Alkisah. Seorang lelaki A datang berjumpa dengan seorang perempuan. Perempuan yang paling 'hot' di kampusnya, kerana memiliki rupa paras yang fotogeniklah katakan, cantik, menawan dan yang paling orang suka dia ni seksi dan berada. Tapi sayang, dia bkn muslim.

Saya malas mau tulis panjang lebar. So, dialog ringkas sajalah(tak juga ringkas nie). Tapi sebelum tu, biar saya bagi tau korang ciri-ciri lelaki A tu. Lelaki A merupakan anak seorang Dato' entahlah Dato' apa. Saya pun tak berapa tau. Yang penting mamat ni kaya, kacak, bergaya. Nak gi kampus pon pakai kereta mewah, dah tu ada drebar pulak. Fuih, sape tengok, melopong je lah.

Alice: Apasal awak datang nak jumpa saya?

Lelaki A: Saya dah jatuh cinta kat awak.

Alice:(memandang lelaki itu dengan sinis) sebab?

Lelaki A: Kerana awak cantik. Sesiapa yang memandang awak sekilas pasti tak puas. Sudikah awak jadi gf saya?

Alice: Tapi..

Lelaki A: Jangan risau Alice. Saya ada segala-galanya. Harta..kebahagiaan..dan apa je awak mintak, saya boleh bagi.

Alice: Maafkan saya, saya ada kuliah. (perempuan itu sengaja membuat dalih)

Seminggu kemudian. Perempuan 'hot' nie di datangi seorang lelaki lagi. Lelaki B. Yang ni, penampilan dia agak islamik'. Pakai baju Melayu siap bersongkok pulak tu. Tapi, hati dia kita tak taukan. Apa-apa pun, kenalah bersangka baik.

Alice: Ha, ada apa erk?

Lelaki B: Assalamualaikum. (ucap lelaki tu lembut)

Alice:(agak terkedu seketika) Waalaikumsalam. Kenapa awak datang nak jumpa saya?

Lelaki B: Saya...saya...

Alice: Kenapa? cakaplah..

Lelaki B: Saya jatuh cinta kat awak..

Alice: sebab?

Lelaki B: Perlukah bersebab?

Alice: Ya. Sebab saya tak pernah kenal awak, tau2 awak dah jatuh cinta..

Lelaki B: Baiklah, saya cintakan awak kerana Allah telah ciptakan perasaan cinta dalam hati saya untuk awak.

Alice: Owh. (Perempuan itu melihat jam tangannya) Maaflah, saya ada study group. Lain kali kita borak lagi.

Maka tertinggallah lelaki B keseorangan tanpa jawapan dari sang gadis itu.

Seminggu yang seterusnya, perempuan itu didatangi oleh seorang lagi lelaki. Lelaki C. Kali ini, lelaki C berpenampilan biasa dan sederhana saja. Wajahnya juga tidaklah sekacak mana namun ada sesuatu pada wajah itu. Entahlah apa. Perempuan itu mengulum senyuman manis untuk lelaki itu kerana dia pasti bahawa lelaki ini pasti akan bercakap benda yang sama.

Lelaki C: Assalamu'alaikum.

Alice: Wa'alaikumsalam. Saya tau kenapa awak datang nak jumpa saya..

Lelaki C: (Termangu seketika) Awak dah tau?

Alice: Why not? Awak cintakan saya?

Lelaki C: Ya, saya menyintai awak.

Alice: (tersenyum sinis) Well, kenapa pulak? Sebab Allah telah menghadirkan perasaan cinta kat dalam hati awak untuk saya?

Lelaki C: (hanya mampu tunduk)

Alice: Kenapa diam? atau..awak jatuh cinta di sebabkan rupa saya..atau saya ni seksi..atau..saya ni anak orang berada..

Lelaki C: Demi Allah, semua itu tak betul.(Lelaki C berubah menjadi tegas). Ya, memang benar saya jatuh cinta kat awak tetapi bukan kerana Allah atau kerana kecantikan awak, harta awak.. saya jatuh cinta disebabkan Syaitan Durjana. Syaitan yang mendorong saya untuk mengejar awak. Kemana saja awak jalan, mata saya akan mengekori awak. Tatkala rambut ikal awak terbang ditiup angin, saya rasa perasaan saya kacau.Wajah cantik awak sentiasa datang bermain di jiwa saya pada hal saya tak menginginkannya. Saya rasa rimas dengan perasaan saya. Saya semakin hanyut. Semakin terleka.

Alice: (terkedu) Apa awak nak?

Lelaki C: Saya tak mahukan apa-apa. Mungkin hanya sekelumit simpati. Hanya kalau awak sudi. Maafkan saya, saya mohon untuk berlalu.

Alice: Nanti dulu, siapa nama awak? Macam mana saya nak tolong awak?

Lelaki C: Nama saya, ah, tak layak saya nak beritahunya kat awak. Sesungguhnya nama yang saya pinjam ini sungguh mulia. Saya pasti awak tau apa nak dibuat. Maafkan saya, saya tak sanggup nak berlama-lama di sini.. Syaitan itu sentiasa membisikkan perkara yang jahat ke telinga manusia. Salamu'alaikum.

Alice hanya melihat langkah lelaki itu tanpa sepatah kata.

Dua tahun kemudian.

Akif merehatkan dirinya di pelantar rumah sambil menghirup udara segar pagi. Tiba-tiba dia disapa oleh ibunya.

Ibu: Akif, ibu teringin nak tengok Akif berumah tangga. Akif tak de ke pilihan hati Akif sendiri?

Akif: Entahlah ibu. Susah kita nak mencari pasangan yang betul2 berdiri di atas landasan yang teguh.

Ibu: Akif, ibu faham. Memang susah nak cari orang yang seperti itu, kalau ada pun, nisbahnya kecil. Manusia makin hanyut ditelan arus dunia. Semakin moden, semakin lupa tanggungjawab kita sebagai muslim. Tapi Akif, kita juga boleh menjadi pengubah.

Akif: Ibu.. Akif faham. Insya Allah ibu, Akif akan cari seorang perempuan..jika dia tak seperti yang Akif harapkan, Akif yang akan membentuk dia, mengubah dia. Akif akan cuba laksanakan permintaan ibu.

Ibu: (tersenyum) Akif, ibu rasa, ibu sudah berkenan dengan seorang gadis ini. Dia baik dan manis juga orangnya. Pekerjaannya juga mulia. dia bekerja sebagai seorang guru di sekolah menengah agama. Ibu dah berbual-bual dengan ibu bapanya. Baik sungguh mereka itu.

Akif: Siapa dia ibu? siapa nama dia?

Ibu: Nur Alissa Zakiyyah...

Seminggu sebelum hari pertunangan. Waktu itu, Akif berada di rumah Nur Alissa Zakiyyah. Baru kali pertama Akif ke sana. Rumah yang dijejakinya ini sungguh besar dan luas. Halamannya juga menarik bersama landskap yang begitu teratur. Bunga-bungaannya memukau mata. Suasana agak hingar-bingar. Ibu Akif berada di dalam rumah mungkin sedang sibuk membantu mereka yang lain menyiapkan juadah makan tengah hari bersama.

Akif berjalan menuju ke suatu sudut di halaman itu namun langkahnya terhenti apabila terlihat seorang gadis bertudung hijau lembut sambil mengenakan pakaian baju kurung..entahlah baju kurung jenis apa yang penting ianya gubahan moden seiring mengikut zaman. Gadis itu seperti pernah dilihatnya di dalam sekeping gambar. Gambar yang diberi ibunya. Mungkinkah itu bakal tunangnya?

Akif memberanikan diri untuk menyapa gadis itu.

Akif: Assalamu'alaikum.

Alissa: Wa'alaikumsalam. (Alissa tersenyum lantas membelakangi Akif)

Akif: Awakkah Nur Alissa Zakiyyah??

Alissa: Dan awak pula Akif Rahmankan?(soal Alissa tanpa menjawab pertanyaan Akif terlebih dahulu)

Akif: ya. Akif Rahman Bin Razaq. Awak belum jawab soalan saya..

Alissa: Hum.. akhirnya...

Akif: (Akif hairan) Kenapa? Pernahkah kita bertemu atau berkenal?

Alissa: Ya.

Akif: Siapakah awak? (tanya Akif penuh kehairanan)

Alissa: Nama saya Nur Alissa Zakiyyah binti Aziz. Sayalah Alice.

Akif: (terkesima) Subhanallah. Awak dah berubah, saya langsung tak cam awak. Macam mana awak boleh jadi macam ni?

Alissa: Bukankah awak yang meminta sekelumit simpati dari saya?

Akif: Alice...(terharu..)

Alissa: Akif, saya dah jatuh cinta kat awak. Dah lama..

Akif: Sebab?

Alissa: Saya mencintai awak kerana agama yang ada pada awak...

Akif hanya tersenyum.. :)

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Kna ker jdi smpai mcm 2???


O-o...0_o...
Okey,hri nie aku tlis tulisn bsr plk sbb nk lpskn kemarahan....


Aku ader sorng bff aku nie nma dia Syeir(bkn nma sbnr)....


Dia nie dh lar tua dri aku...(beza 1 bln jer)


Perangai mcm bdk2...


Okeylah....


Lpkn psl 2...


Aku nk tlis psl laen...


Esok skolah aku cuti smpai lar ahad(like usually)...ahaks...


Tpi ada 1/2 yg pi skolah esok sbb ada audition kt sna...


Aku termasuk dlm golongan tersebut...


Aku mestilar x nk pegi...


Tido kt umah lgi bgos...


Golongan2 manusia yg akn pergi pda esok hri krna nk pilih untuk jdi fasi(fasilitator)...


Mula2 aku ingtkn Pembimbing Rakan Sebaya(PRS) 2 kelab...


aku pown aper lgi senaraikn lar nma...


Sbb aku x nk kelab pelancongan,sbb x der kwn kt si2...


Selepas beberapa hri kwn aku kta PRS 2 untk jdi fasi taon dpn...


Aku pown shock lar aper lgi...


Apasal plk aku nk terkezut???


Pasal kalo nk jdi fasi 2 kna nyanyi,kna tnya soalan...


Skrang nie dh lar musim hujan, kalo aku nyanyi, aku x tau aper akn jdi...


Setakat rap sket2 tu bleh lar...(i2 pown sket)


Kalo aku dh kta x nk pegi, mksudnya aku memang x nk pegi lar...


Pas2 ader sorang bdk nie, aku x leh thn btol lar dgn dia nie...


Dh lar paksa2 aku srh pegi, pas2 dia kta "Te'ah nie sket2 nabila, sket2 nabila'....


nk buat cmna dh Nabila 2 classmates aku, lgipown aku x ckp sngt dgn manusia laen dlm kls 2 kecuali Nabila...


Yg bdk nie plk sket2 jelez, sket2 jeles...


Aku membebel mrh, bla ckp elok2...


Haisss....


Aku pown x tau nk kta apa....





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Ada ker patut???





Ada ker patut ekspresi mka aku mcm doraemon......

Kureng btol lar Syeir nie.....

O0o0o0......

Dia ingt dia kurus bleh kta aku mcm doraemon....


Nie puisi terbaek punya yg dia tlis kt aku.....
Bunyi dia bergini......

enkau shbt...enkau tmn....susah,senang brsama....
teah bgaikn mak yg kuat brleter n mcm doraemon...

tetapi engkau shbt yg dpt mmahami skp n knakln aq.....
ni mimit muka yg teah suka wat.....
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Kenapa Prempuan cntk pakai tudung???


1.kenape pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA NAK TUTUP AURAT...NAK TUTUP SELURUH RAMBUT DIA...NAK TUTUP SELURUH DADA DIA...NAK COVER SEGALA2NYA

2.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA JAGA MARUAH DIRI DIA

3.kenape pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA CANTIK

4.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA TAK NAK TUNJUK KECANTIKAN DIRI DIA

5.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA ANAK SOLEHAH

6.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA DENGAR CAKAP IBU BAPA DIA

7.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA HORMATI ORANG LAIN.

8.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA TAKUT APABILA DIA TAK PAKAI TUDUNG.. ORG TENGOK DIA CANTIK. DAN aDA NIAT YANG TAK BAIK TERHADAP DIRI DIA

9.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA TAK NAK DIMINATI RAMAI LELAKI SANGAT

10.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabTAK NAK MENYUSAHKAN ORANG LAIN

11.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDIA NAK DAPAT PAHALA

12.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDAPAT MENGHINDARI MAKSIAT

13.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabSUPAYA DAPAT MENJADI CONTOH PADA POMPUAN LAIN

14.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabSUPAYA LELAKI YANG BERIMAN JE YANG SUKE DIA

15.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDENGAR SURUHAN NABI

16.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabDAPAT MENGURANGKAN NAFSU LELAKI

17.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..sebabRAMBUT POMPUAN ADALAH MAHKOTA BAGINYA..JADI JANGAN SEWENANGNYA MENUNJUK KEPADA LELAKI..KERANA JIKA ANDA MENUNJUKKANNYA BERMAKNA ANDA TAK BERNILAI (low class)...(no offence hah..) KERANA MAHKOTA ANDA TELAH DILIHAT OLEH SEMUA LELAKI (kecuali keluarga)

18.kenapa pompuan cantik pakai tudung..

sebabDIA TAK NAK RAMBUT DIA DITARIK, DIGANTUNG DENGAN BARA-BARA API DAN DIBAKAR DENGAN DASYAT DEKAT AKHIRAT KELAKDan TERUTAMA sekali DIA TUTUP AURAT SEBAB DIA FAHAM DAN MENTAATI TUNTUTAN SYARIAT ISLAM yang menyuruh agar sekalian perempuan MENUTUP AURAT MEREKA SEPENUHNYA bukan ala2 kadar sahaja-janji x nmpak rmbutFirman Allah swt,

"Hai Nabi! Katakanlah kepada isteri-isterimu, anak-anak perempuanmu dan isteri-isteri orang mu’min semua hendaklah mereka melabuhkan jilbab-jilbab mereka atas (muka-muka) mereka. Yang demikian itu lebih memastikan mereka agar DIKENALI (sebagai WANITA ISLAM) supaya mereka tidak diganggu.”

(al-Ahzab: 59)

"JADI POMPUAN DILUAR SANA BERAMAI-RAMAILAH MEMAKAI TUDUNG KERANA ANDA SEBENARNYA LEBIH CANTIK JIKA MEMAKAI TUDUNG SESUNGGUHNYA ALLAH SUKA AKAN HAMBANYA YANG MENGIKUT PERINTAHNYA"

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Hello....


Hello2,kopi ker milo....

Okeylah 1st skali aku nk thanks ddkt korang yg dh wish happy birthday kt aku...
Trima kaseh sngt2 aku ucapkan.....
Terharunya.....
huk...huk....huk....
aku nk nangis dh nie....

apasal lgu Super Junior nie sedih sngt.......
waaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omma!!!!!
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SHINee(샤이니)_Hello_뮤직비디오(MusicVideo)


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KANGTA_愛, 頻率_Music Video


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bnde yg aku x suka...


1.aku x suka dipaksa

2.aku x suka kna mrh

3.aku x suka orng membebel dkt aku

4.aku x suka pakai kasut tumit tinggi

5.aku x suka beg tangn

6.aku x suka orng tinggalkn aku

7.aku x suka orng pnjm brng aku pas2 x kasi balek

8.aku x suka orng ejek aku

9.aku x suka orng yg kwn dgn aku x ikhlas
10.aku x suka orng pura2 baek dpn aku

11.aku x suka orng mengumpat aku kt blkang

12.aku x suka orng yg blagak pndai

13.aku x suka orng yg buat2 kaya

14.aku x suka orng yg janji tpi x tunaikn

15.aku x suka orng maen kotor

16.aku x suka kaler pink

17.aku x suka masa aku nk tngk TV ada orng kaco

18.aku x suka orng yg maenkn prasaan orng laen

19.aku x suka orng yg ska simpn masalah dlm hati

20.aku kdng2 x ska dgn dri sndiri sbb asyik jdi seorng yg pndiam

21.yg pling aku bnci & x ska bila orng pnggil aku syg!!!


argh!!!
sbnrnya bnyk lgi bnda yg aku x ska!!!
tpi aku x ingt!!!
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hurmmm....


ari nie hri yg membosnkn sbb hri nie cuti...
Biler kt skolah rsa saktet hti jer memenjang tpi biler dh cuti nie bsn lar plak x tau nk buat aper...
lgipown aku asyik kna mrh jer...
cthnyer-bgn lmbt,ddk dpn laptop lma2,terperap dlm bilik sowang2 pas2 termenung....
pastuh bermulalah imaginasi ku ini...ish3...
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hohohoho...


maaf ler sbb dh 2 hri x update blog nie...
semalam xam BI 1 dgn BI 2...
pas2 hri seterusnya plak xam SC 1 ddgn SC 2...
hri nie plak xam PI dgn GEO...
argh...
tension nyer...!!!
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1st day xam yg agak memenatkn...


argh!!!
saket kpla otak aku tdi....
walaupon Bahasa Malaysia jer tpi agak ssh...
kalo bgi korang yg pndai memang senang...
tpi bggi aku amat ssh krna aku tidak sepndai korang...
huhuhuhu....
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my FiRsT FiRsT eN3....


assalamualaikum w.b.t
nie dh 2nd time aku buat blog sbnrnya tpi aku dh x ingt aper password blog 2...
so...aku pown buat lar blog nie...
tpi untk hri nie aku tlis nie jer lar yerr...
lgipown mlm2 nie otak aku dh beku x tau nk tlis aper...
so...aku akn cuba untk tlis benda2 yg mnarik dlm nie...OK???

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